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Friday, 01 February 2008

  • The Atheist Holiday

    ...I am not to sure on whether this is real, but please read....

    In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

         The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'

         The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and man y other observances.  Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'

         The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'

         The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists.  Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'

         The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!  Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 -states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'  Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday!  Now  have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!

     

     

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  • heres some NSYNC smack talk


    "He and I have written three or four songs now that I kind of put a producer hat on for, which was an honor, because in my opinion, he had the best voice out of all of us," Timberlake revealed recently. "Out of all the boy bands, call 'em what you will, he was the one that could out-sing all of us. ... And I've known him since I was 10, so it was fun to sit behind the board and push him."

    -Justin Timberlake talking about JC Chasez


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